Friday, 17 August 2007

Tagged....Or should that be Tigged?

Thanks to trousers, I've got to do one of these "5 things" things. But seeing as I'm in a good mood today, I'll have a go.

The good mood? (uncharacteristic as it is): Well I broke into a nice shed in Cheadle last night and left a particularly beautiful (if you'll indulge me) sculpture welded from all their garden implements. Then next door to make a working hand-winch out of two childrens' bikes, before heading home. If the parents are creative, they could use it to automate their washing-line installation. Or summat.

On to the Tag then:

What were you doing ten years ago?

I find these kind of questions particularly difficult. Anyone who knows me will attest to the fact that I have virtually no natural recall of past events. Even to the point where I will be sat in a pub with friends, hooting with laughter at the narrated shenanigans of some individual, and when I ask to whom they were referring, they shout "it was you, you twat!"

So ten years ago, I was probably sat in a pub with get the idea.

5 snacks you enjoy?

Walkers Crisps
pickled eggs (seriously)
Sesame Snaps

5 songs you know all the lyrics to?

Scary Monsters by David Bowie (though I tend to replace the bark-like background noises with Scooby-Doo impressions)

The Lone Ranger By Quantum Jump including this bit:

Friggin' in the Riggin' (Sex Pistols version of the trad "good ship venus")

Nightclubbing by Iggy Pop

Rapper's Delight by The Sugarhill gang

5 things you would do if you were a millionaire?

World peace, dog sanctuary...oh shit sorry....that's if I won Miss World.

Take Girlfriend on a huge round-the-world holiday extravaganza.

Big house in the country, small apartment in the city.

Bigger Art studio

Recording studio (the welder? in an industrial band?...surely not!)

Pay off mortgages of Family and Friends

You did mean Multi-Millionaire didn't yer?

5 Bad Habits

Spouting opinions like they're written in stone. (apparently)

Forgetting ...


Being opinionated.

Breaking into people's sheds in the night and making sculptures out of their metallic things.

5 things you like doing?

See above.

5 things you would never wear again?

My hair short, blonde and spiky Cos I looked like a comedy German APPARENTLY!


Cuban Heels



5 favourite toys?





R-TECH 40HF Plasma Cutter

There we are then.

I trust you all feel you know me a little better now...and know that you want to know me less....probably.


lavenderblue said...

I would have loved to have seen you in lederhosen and cuban heels..........

Merkin said...

complete with Trilby, what a thought.

lavenderblue said...

Svengali says'''''''''''''''
I see you. Sinister Welder,I see you....................

zola a social thing said...

Pickled Eggs
Now you speak my language.
Forgive the above comments they tend towards anarchy.
Pickled Eggs?
That is solid tradition !

lavenderblue said...

I really like the idea of you breaking into sheds and sculpting 'things' like waking up in a Fairy Tale.
Not too sure about the pickled eggs though.