The good mood? (uncharacteristic as it is): Well I broke into a nice shed in Cheadle last night and left a particularly beautiful (if you'll indulge me) sculpture welded from all their garden implements. Then next door to make a working hand-winch out of two childrens' bikes, before heading home. If the parents are creative, they could use it to automate their washing-line installation. Or summat.
On to the Tag then:
What were you doing ten years ago?
I find these kind of questions particularly difficult. Anyone who knows me will attest to the fact that I have virtually no natural recall of past events. Even to the point where I will be sat in a pub with friends, hooting with laughter at the narrated shenanigans of some individual, and when I ask to whom they were referring, they shout "it was you, you twat!"
So ten years ago, I was probably sat in a pub with friends.....you get the idea.
5 snacks you enjoy?
Nuts
Seeds
Walkers Crisps
pickled eggs (seriously)
Sesame Snaps
5 songs you know all the lyrics to?
Scary Monsters by David Bowie (though I tend to replace the bark-like background noises with Scooby-Doo impressions)
The Lone Ranger By Quantum Jump including this bit:
Taumata-whaka-tangi-hanga-kuayuwo
tamate-aturi-pukaku-piki-maunga
horonuku-pokaiawhen-uaka-tana-tahu
mataku-atanganu-akawa-miki-tora
Friggin' in the Riggin' (Sex Pistols version of the trad "good ship venus")
Nightclubbing by Iggy Pop
Rapper's Delight by The Sugarhill gang
5 things you would do if you were a millionaire?
World peace, dog sanctuary...oh shit sorry....that's if I won Miss World.
Take Girlfriend on a huge round-the-world holiday extravaganza.
Big house in the country, small apartment in the city.
Bigger Art studio
Recording studio (the welder? in an industrial band?...surely not!)
Pay off mortgages of Family and Friends
You did mean Multi-Millionaire didn't yer?
5 Bad Habits
Spouting opinions like they're written in stone. (apparently)
Forgetting ...
Drinking....lots
Being opinionated.
Breaking into people's sheds in the night and making sculptures out of their metallic things.
5 things you like doing?
Easy
See above.
5 things you would never wear again?
My hair short, blonde and spiky Cos I looked like a comedy German APPARENTLY!
Lederhosen
Cuban Heels
Waistcoat
Trilby
5 favourite toys?
Laptop
Guitar
Keyboard
Ipod
R-TECH 40HF Plasma Cutter
There we are then.
I trust you all feel you know me a little better now...and know that you want to know me less....probably.
