tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post8666516762558505891..comments2013-10-17T14:02:20.123+01:00Comments on the Shed At The Bottom Of the Garden: Puddles of ConsciousnessSinister Welderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11682903631071960781noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-728266279715440922007-08-11T23:34:00.000+01:002007-08-11T23:34:00.000+01:00OK.Where the fuck are you......I realise that trou...OK.<BR/>Where the fuck are you......I realise that trousers is busying himself wearing a frock right now........but does that stop you saying 'hello'..........or 'bugger off ' ..erm unless of course it is your frock..........in which case well, any way you want to play it...I am cold and lonely on my own in your shed,with just the Hobo spiders for company..........Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-67134377230638125842007-08-07T19:55:00.000+01:002007-08-07T19:55:00.000+01:00Oh and I've tagged you - head over to the trouser ...Oh and I've tagged you - head over to the trouser press for details. Wherever you are.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-26615516415311843402007-08-07T18:26:00.000+01:002007-08-07T18:26:00.000+01:00COME ON WELDER!!!!COME ON WELDER!!!!trousershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12879862280895772283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-65742677032465971962007-08-06T20:56:00.000+01:002007-08-06T20:56:00.000+01:00The end is nigh!The Merkin is here.And no amount o...The end is nigh!<BR/>The Merkin is here.<BR/>And no amount of Polish Kielbasa or Wodka will make me change my......<BR/><BR/>Er, Sucha and Zybrowka?<BR/>Changed my mind then.<BR/><BR/>Bring it on, big yin.Merkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02499327449561248731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-16265225940147613012007-08-06T15:18:00.000+01:002007-08-06T15:18:00.000+01:00Ah well...............maybe some other time !Ah well...............maybe some other time !Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-45471670580086257632007-08-03T13:51:00.000+01:002007-08-03T13:51:00.000+01:00Well ! Welcome back !!Lying here in wait for you.h...Well ! Welcome back !!<BR/>Lying here in wait for you.hehehehxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-58025331711216183202007-08-03T05:56:00.000+01:002007-08-03T05:56:00.000+01:00GET ON WITH IT!By Order[Smacks arse]GET ON WITH IT!<BR/><BR/>By Order<BR/><BR/>[Smacks arse]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-63354291751545417572007-08-03T01:55:00.000+01:002007-08-03T01:55:00.000+01:00Sorry for the silence peeps, i've been visiting wi...Sorry for the silence peeps, i've been visiting with my parents in N Yorks and preparing for a workshop I'm delivering in the cotswolds this weekend! Something I agreed to back in January, which I'm now regretting (more of this in my next blog)<BR/><BR/>Zola - Your meat is welcome here in the shed, and after a few snifters, I might even break out my wide selecion of polish sausages.<BR/><BR/>Lavenderblue - Singing in the shed os more than encouraged, it is absolutely obligatory. It made me blush, but welcome along!<BR/><BR/>See you all on sunday night.Sinister Welderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11682903631071960781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-27051264866941147182007-08-02T16:34:00.000+01:002007-08-02T16:34:00.000+01:00I'll give him a shout later and call him to task o...I'll give him a shout later and call him to task on this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-84162792875127284512007-08-02T12:47:00.000+01:002007-08-02T12:47:00.000+01:00OK.Is this another reason for a Search Party.?He c...OK.Is this another reason for a Search Party.?<BR/>He can't have been pissed for over a week.........can he ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-77190560928641714342007-08-01T23:29:00.000+01:002007-08-01T23:29:00.000+01:00Oh trousers ! yes..i am in the original puddle.......Oh trousers ! yes..i am in the original puddle.....x<BR/>A martyr no less..............Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-11200793581927485722007-08-01T21:46:00.000+01:002007-08-01T21:46:00.000+01:00Come on then lets have more writings!Come on then lets have more writings!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-6137700372185636992007-07-29T22:02:00.000+01:002007-07-29T22:02:00.000+01:00oh thank you trousers......erm,how do you know ? t...oh thank you trousers......erm,how do you know ? thinks....so were you.....baffled bewitched bothered and bewildered...............well! bugger me ! Hope 'he' is back soon, then.....xAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-25084207237449631572007-07-29T20:21:00.000+01:002007-07-29T20:21:00.000+01:00Oh don't worry lav - I have it on good authority t...Oh don't worry lav - I have it on good authority that he's away for a couple of days.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-40622677364494725442007-07-29T13:37:00.000+01:002007-07-29T13:37:00.000+01:00Ok......I am so HURT.....I have picked up my coat....Ok......I am so HURT.....<BR/>I have picked up my coat....and hat........peeled off my knickers.........and maybe,just maybe you will say 'hello' before I subside into sobs.............<BR/><BR/>Ever loving sweetsmelling lavenderAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-62135402676638604022007-07-27T11:00:00.000+01:002007-07-27T11:00:00.000+01:00Oh dear me another respectable blog gone to the re...Oh dear me another respectable blog gone to the realms of blogging.zola a social thinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206983697656466653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-37644849858405223792007-07-27T09:22:00.000+01:002007-07-27T09:22:00.000+01:00Oh dear, now you're letting the riff-raff in.Oh dear, now you're letting the riff-raff in.anticanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18135207107619114891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-58986528923578540072007-07-26T18:14:00.000+01:002007-07-26T18:14:00.000+01:00And will we be having sing-songs ?I just found thi...And will we be having sing-songs ?<BR/><BR/>I just found this...and thought of you !<BR/><BR/>to the tune of.......<BR/>(Battle Hymn of the Republic)<BR/>I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it's hot<BR/>I wear my flannel nighties in the winter when it's not<BR/>And sometime in the springtime and sometimes in the fall<BR/>I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all<BR/>Glory, glory, hallelujah<BR/>Glory, glory, what's it to ya<BR/>Balmy breezes blowing through ya<BR/>With nothing on at allAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-47513933531956294832007-07-26T17:23:00.000+01:002007-07-26T17:23:00.000+01:00hello,sinister welder !Well - I'm ready for it.whe...hello,sinister welder !<BR/>Well - I'm ready for it.<BR/>where is my Barstool.......<BR/>I do like a good shed.xAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-31569168131048718992007-07-25T20:49:00.000+01:002007-07-25T20:49:00.000+01:00As a nothing-that-flies-or-runs-type I must take i...As a nothing-that-flies-or-runs-type I must take issue as to what I get injected with, but painful-but-aesthetic sounds ok. Is it going to be welded to me? Ask a silly question...Anna MRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13801478271766064478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-41803295188956555162007-07-25T12:59:00.000+01:002007-07-25T12:59:00.000+01:00Due to the rather vegetarian nature of this wonder...Due to the rather vegetarian nature of this wonderful blog-site so far I thought that ( in the shed at the bottom of the garden) a good injection of meat might be appreciated.zola a social thinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206983697656466653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-66000454852558268412007-07-25T12:20:00.000+01:002007-07-25T12:20:00.000+01:00I was taken ill last night (a leftover from my rec...I was taken ill last night (a leftover from my recent trip to Cuba methinks...more of which later) and ended up in my bunk very early for this nocturnal creature! So imagine my pleasure at discovering 6 more comments AND delicious Free association to boot.<BR/><BR/>I can see I'm gonna like this Blog Thang.<BR/><BR/>anticant, the 'sinister' element is alluded to in my profile. I may elaborate in a later blog. As for my ransome requests? assorted metals, brazing rods and mig wire should see the safe return of all hostages, but before sunrise, so be warned!<BR/><BR/>dj kirkby, sorry if I offended you, but I assure you I didn't use the word 'spew' in reference to my metaphorical birthing, but rather to describe the method of my new-born utterances. Think of it as me ejecting any residual prenatal mucous...or summat.<BR/><BR/>trousers, thanks for that I'll look into changing the setting forthwith.<BR/><BR/>anna mr, it may hurt a bit at first, but I can assure you, it will be aesthetic.<BR/><BR/>anticant again, I am currently pouring you the very first shot of flux from the optics of 'bar sinister' <BR/><BR/>SALUD!Sinister Welderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11682903631071960781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-62212229489257109712007-07-25T10:56:00.000+01:002007-07-25T10:56:00.000+01:00If - as we hope - there is a bar in the shed, I su...If - as we hope - there is a bar in the shed, I suppose it is a Bar Sinister?anticanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18135207107619114891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-14918701231354142382007-07-25T10:42:00.000+01:002007-07-25T10:42:00.000+01:00Ohhh - I'm being held to ransom in a sinister shed...Ohhh - I'm being held to ransom in a sinister shed? This is a strange development for a Wednesday. I look forward to hearing what happens to me.Anna MRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13801478271766064478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7311039037358418686.post-79172038256543377482007-07-25T09:21:00.000+01:002007-07-25T09:21:00.000+01:00Guessing who has left the anonymous or pseudonymou...Guessing who has left the anonymous or pseudonymous comments is half the fun.anticanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18135207107619114891noreply@blogger.com